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| [ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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| [ Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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| [ I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
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| [ It's people like you who give scum a bad name
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| [ Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
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| [ If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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| [ Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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| [ Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
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| [ I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
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| [ I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
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| [ Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
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| [ There's too much blood in my caffeine system
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| [ Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
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| [ May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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| [ I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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| [ On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
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| [ A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
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| [ If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
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| [ Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
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| [ We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
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| [ We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
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| [ More and more of our imports come from overseas...
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| [ An idol of the mind is as offensive to God as an idol of the hand
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| [ Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive
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| [ Gentleness corrects whatever is offensive in our manner.
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| [ I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
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| [ The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind
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