| [ The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
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| [ Don't steal, the government hates competition
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| [ When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
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| [ A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
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| [ Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
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| [ Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
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| [ Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
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| [ I see you next to never, how can we say forever...
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| [ Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
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| [ Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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| [ Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.
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| [ Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.
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| [ The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
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| [ Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
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| [ A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
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| [ Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness
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| [ Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
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| [ Two souls in one, two hearts into one heart.
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| [ Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
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| [ Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love
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| [ I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.
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| [ Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
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| [ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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| [ What do you call a skeleton snake? a rattler!
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| [ God is closest to those with broken hearts.
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| [ What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
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| [ Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
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| [ I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry.
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| [ If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
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| [ If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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| [ Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
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| [ If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
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| [ If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
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| [ I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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| [ I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
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| [ Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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| [ Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
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| [ Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. ] |
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