| [ If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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| [ Trying is the first step towards failure
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| [ If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
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| [ I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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| [ Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
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| [ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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| [ I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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| [ Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
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| [ The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
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| [ Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
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| [ The rich get richer and the poor get children
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| [ I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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| [ Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
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| [ There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
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| [ Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
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| [ Dont steal, the government hates competition
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| [ Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
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| [ Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
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| [ I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
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| [ If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
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| [ Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
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| [ Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
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| [ Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
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| [ If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
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| [ Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
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| [ As an older more mature young adult your job is to... make fun of the little kids!
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| [ Grab A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!
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| [ When Life Gives You Hot Guys...Date Them!
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| [ I might be sexy i might be sweet but without you im incompelete ] |
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