| [ 1. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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| [ 2. Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
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| [ 3. Do u believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?
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| [ 4. God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before
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| [ a masterpiece!
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| [ 5. Its better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
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| [ your mouth and prove it
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| [ 6. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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| [ 7. I'm an angel Honest the horns are just there to hold the halo up straight
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| [ 8. One day your prince will come... mine just got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions!
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| [ 9. Don't hate me cause I’m beautiful...hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am!
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| [ 10. If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
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| [ 11. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is to
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| [ 12. What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
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| [ 13. If Noah really was wise he would have swatted those two flies!
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| [ 14. Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can’t do that, mystify them with your Bull shit!
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| [ 15. God made elks, god made deer’s, god made NSYNC a bunch of queers!
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| [ 19. You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you're all the same!
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| [ 20. If you want me to fall for you, you got to be worth tripping over!
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| [ I havan't found mr right but i have found mr cheap, mr sleazy & mr wrong
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| [ it's still rock 'n roll 2 me
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| [ Ma trust is like a mirror once it's broken 7 years bad luck..broke ma trust So now ur in trouble!!!
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| [ å cøuple øf wått§ §hørt øf å lightbulb nøw åren't we?
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| [ ur §ø thick u mâké â tréé §tump løøk clévér
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| [ Sömëtïmës ï gët §ö wëird ï ëveñ freak mÿself öut
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| [ Im å gir£, ur å guy, nêêd mørê c£uês?
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| [ Døn't £ikê my åttitudê?¿ C壣 1800-KI§§-MY-Ass
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| [ i wå§ñ't kissiñ him, i wå§ têlliñ hi§ lip§ å §êcrêt
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| [ Oin §omê culturê§ whåt i do iz coñ§idêrêd ñormål
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| [ I'm å b*tch, I'm å love'r, I'm å child, & i dø nøt fêêl thê såmê
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| [ I wi§h i måy i wi§h i might i wi§h i cøuld håve u bøy åll ñight
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| [ åct ur åge, ñot ur §hoê §izê
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| [ if u døñt likê thê wåy i drivê, gêt øff thê §idêwalk
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| [ i'm likê å buttêrfly...prêtty 2 §ee but hård 2 cåtch
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| [ i'm a §êxy, §å§§y, & §wêêt kindå gurl
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| [ Lå§t ñight i wås låyiñg iñ my bêd løøkiñg up åt the §tår§ whêñ i reåli§êd...whêrê thê f*uck is my cêiliñg
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| [ Çró§§ úr hëår† & hópë 2 dïë, Çló†hës & måkëúp, Bôÿs & £lie§,4ëva †hërë †ïll thë ëñd, Ðëfïñï†ïóñ óf: †rüe b맆 f®ïëñd§¡!
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| [ £ifê'§ nøt å gå®dên §ø §tøp bêin å hø
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| [ If u døñ't £ikê mê, i døñ't givê å sh*t cøz i døñ't rê壣y £ikê u êithêr
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| [ §o®®y I doñ't måke t®å§h båby
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| [ HëY Boï;) dïd u Ju§T cum ouT oF da boïLë® ®oom KoZ mån yå LookïN & fëëLïn HOTTë® THåN ëVå!
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| [ i wåññå bê bårbiê, thåt b*tch hås êvêrythiñg
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| [ Im lø§t, ivê gønê 2 løøk 4 my§êlf §ø if i gêt båck b4 i gêt hêrê plz têll mê 2 wåit
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| [ Do u kno f®om ®êading thi§ u havê wa§têd 10 §êcond§ of u® lifê??? ] |
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