| [ If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
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| [ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
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| [ In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
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| [ I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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| [ Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
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| [ 3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
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| [ You can better lose a lover than love a loser
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| [ I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
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| [ Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
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| [ Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
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| [ Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
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| [ Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
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| [ Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
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| [ We came, we saw, we drank beer
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| [ Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
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| [ You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
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| [ Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
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| [ Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
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| [ Save water, drink beer
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| [ Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
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| [ Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
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| [ Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
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| [ Unite against togetherness!
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| [ Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
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| [ If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
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| [ No fear! (NAME) is here!
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| [ I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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| [ Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
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| [ I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
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| [ A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
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| [ Save a tree, eat a beaver
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| [ By the time you read this, you've already read it
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| [ Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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| [ Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
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| [ I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
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| [ Dont steal, the government hates competition
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| [ If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
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| [ Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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| [ Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
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| [ The higher you are, the farther you fall
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| [ Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
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| [ When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
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| [ What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
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| [ I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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| [ Not me, not now, maybe later...
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| [ Life's a beach... Surf it up!
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| [ Trying is the first step towards failure
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| [ I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
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| [ If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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| [ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
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| [ Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
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| [ I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
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| [ When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
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| [ To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
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| [ WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
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| [ I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
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| [ I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
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| [ Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
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| [ Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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| [ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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| [ Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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| [ When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
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| [ Gravity always wins
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| [ The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
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| [ There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
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| [ I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
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| [ Buy land, they have quit making it!
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| [ Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
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| [ I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
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| [ Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
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| [ Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
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| [ Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
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| [ Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
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| [ What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
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| [ Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
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| [ Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
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| [ Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
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| [ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
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| [ If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
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| [ I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
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| [ People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
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| [ Conserve water, drink beer
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| [ The rich get richer and the poor get children
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| [ Don't breed them if you can't feed them
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| [ Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
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| [ Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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| [ Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
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| [ Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
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| [ A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
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| [ The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
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| [ Bad Spellers Untie!
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| [ You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
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| [ Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
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| [ The road to success is always under construction
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| [ I'm looking forward to regretting this
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| [ 'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
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| [ Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
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| [ Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
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| [ Current Mood: Crazy - Talk at your own risk.
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| [ Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.
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| [ Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you.
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| [ If you love someone, set them free, then get the heck out of there because they will call the police and you'll get charged with kidnapping.
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| [ Xtreme is not a mood, It's a LIFESTYLE!
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| [ Math is like love - a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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| [ The more people I meet, the better I like my dog!
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| [ Im not crazy , my reality is just different than yours!
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| [ I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
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| [ I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| [ I'm sick of all the fakes! I'm sick of all the snakes! I'm sick of living here!... now its all over and done!
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| [ Judge me all u want... just keep da verdict to urself!
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| [ Its a deadly game, when we speak whats on our minds...
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| [ Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
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| [ I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.
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| [ RattleSnake
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| [ Go stick ur face in a pile of crap, no one would tell the difference!
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| [ So Many Players, Too many pawns
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| [ Jump into the Fire if you want to play, otherwise don't judge us!
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| [ Every time you stand up is a another chance to fall
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| [ As they carry you away, you wonder what went wrong..?
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| [ Two simple rules: the devil hands us, make your mistakes, there are no second chances
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| [ Roll the dice, break the rules, play the game, thats who you are!
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| [ Everyone who lives will someday die, and die alone...
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| [ Your Heart Breaks For Something You'll Never Have.
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| [ Love is the slowest form of suicide...
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| [ I keep going right back to the one thing that i need to walk away from
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| [ We tumble and fall. Together we crawl.
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| [ Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back.
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| [ This life aint to be glorified. Its lonely and it hurts.
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| [ You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
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| [ Let the Lord judge the criminals, not you.
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| [ I thought i had friends but in the end, thugs and gangsters die lonely.
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| [ Live like you will never die, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watchin.
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| [ Friends are the family you choose for yourself
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| [ (u)Whats the point in emo's? when there are people who have real problems..(u)
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| [ Whenever it's hard 2 look back and u're afraid 2 look ahead, look beside u... ur best friend will be there
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| [ I do swimming 'cuz i'm too hot 2 do any sport that requires clothes
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| [ (au)Wanna go for a ride? Just keep your hands inside.(au)
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| [ Why try, When the only thing you can suceed in is ..Failure.
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| [ King Coolio
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| [ I AM KING!
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| [ Everyone wishes they were me.
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| [ If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.
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| [ La Resistance!
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| [ I dOnT dRiVe FaSt, I fLy SlOw......
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| [ Friends are like food, some are rotten, some are good... the rottern ones get thrown away and the good ones are they to stay!
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| [ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemies
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| [ You've got a back stabbing, money grabbing, fast living, never giving, smooth talking, night stalking, bad attitude
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| [ Sooner or later, you can't hide from the things you've done.
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| [ Cooler than a fool in a swimming pool!
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| [ Donut Fueled!
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| [ Watch your back! (6)
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| [ Living in the moment, breaking all of the rules.
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| [ I know I'm not PERFECT, but I'm CANADIAN which is close enough!
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| [ Today is not my day cause the sun just wont shine my way
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| [ I'm cool like a fool in a swimming pool!
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| [ Forgive me for I know not what I do...
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| [ A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
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| [ Keep it COOL (H)
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| [ I will not be forced into anything that I don't want to do.
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| [ (h5) TALK TO THE HAND CAUSE THE FACE AINT LISTENING(h5)
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| [ <:0)SIMPLY THE BEST<:0)
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| [ I spit in the face of people who spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
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| [ I wish I was cool enough to put song lyrics in my name... but alas it escapes me...
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| [ I love u for ever and ever, but plz I'm begging u, never let me go coz ur rich and I'm poor!
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| [ "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?*-)
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| [ What Colour Does a Smurf Turn When Hes Choking???
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| [ I see your lips moving but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH :)
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| [ I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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| [ A lemon + A lime = A LIMON
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| [ Don't pray for tasks Equal to your powers, pray for Powers equal to your tasks.
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| [ The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
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| [ The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
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| [ Will you back down, turn and run, or stand up with the best?
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| [ When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
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| [ Most people only know the easy way, they'll always close their eyes...
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| [ You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
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| [ You have to be a stronger man, each and every day
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| [ Will you back down, turn and run, or stand up with the best?
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| [ When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
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| [ Most people only know the easy way, they'll always close their eyes...
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| [ You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
] |
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| [ You have to be a stronger man, each and every day
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| [ Hot as fire sharp as glass mess with me and ill kick your @$#
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| [ Have no fear, I have beer! (B)
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| [ The hottest love has the coldest ending.
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| [ Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)
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| [ I'm too hot to handle so watch out and u won't get burnt!
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| [ *-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)
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| [ Dangerous minds... Dangerous thoughts...
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