| [ Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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| [ Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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| [ Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
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| [ I was the kid next door's imaginary friend
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| [ I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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| [ Never put a sock in a toaster
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| [ I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
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| [ I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
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| [ I must confess, I was born at a very early age
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| [ He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
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| [ The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
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| [ Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
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| [ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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| [ When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
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| [ I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
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| [ Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
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| [ If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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| [ We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
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| [ I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.
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| [ Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
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| [ Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons
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| [ Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love
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| [ The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
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| [ Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
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| [ It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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| [ Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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| [ I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working
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| [ Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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| [ My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
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| [ I just thought of something funny...your mother
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| [ Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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| [ Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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