| [ Nature is calling and I'm answering.
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| [ HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.
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| [ I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
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| [ Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
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| [ I am stranded on toilet island.
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| [ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ, If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.
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| [ When you got to go, you got to go.
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| [ I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty.
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| [ I'm on the toilet pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
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| [ I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.
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| [ Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.
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| [ Hey I am relieving myself, I'll be back when its all over.
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| [ If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!
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| [ Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes about two minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe you should go brush your teeth too.
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| [ I'm taking a dump at the moment so if its not to much trouble just dump a message on the screen.
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| [ The bathroom is a good place to be, When you just drank a gallon of water!
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| [ I am probably far away in another land.....or I just might be on the toilet.
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| [ The rabbit goes nibble, the cow goes moo, the pig goes oink, and I go poo!
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| [ The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
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| [ Sorry I'm not here at my computer at the present moment, but I am on the toilet. If you would like to come over and bring me some toilet paper that would be greatly appreciated.
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| [ My toilet's favorite food is chocolate and right now I'm feeding it some.
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| [ It's "Potty Time."
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| [ How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got offline, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's to late...it's on the bathroom floor.
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| [ If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a better place... yep I am on the toilet.
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| [ I'm off to the urination station.
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| [ I am taking care of some buisness, that just happens to be taken care of in a small room with a tub and toilet.
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| [ Be back in a flush... I mean flash.
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| [ I am currently relieving the stress that's on my bladder.
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| [ I'm stuck in the potty.
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| [ Riding the porcilien pony.
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| [ I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.
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| [ Today we are experiencing some massive yellow rainfall and gigantic brown hail stones.
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| [ Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!
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| [ I'm feeding the potty, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when its full!
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| [ King (or Queen) (your name) is on the throne.
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| [ Making my bladder gladder. ] |
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